why was there a statue of this useless whore

If Fred Armisen isn’t going to portray either of these fellows in a Documentary Now! spoof, just fuckin kill me now

this lil guy constantly looks like he’s trying real hard to look intimidating while naturally looking like he’s got sun in his eyes and someone shit his pants

“I, and I alone in FEMA, speak for FEMA. I’m here to carry out the president’s intent for FEMA,” Richardson, who was most recently assistant secretary for DHS’ office for countering weapons of mass destruction, told the staff.

Crazy mall security energy from these hilarious fucking clowns. Anybody who stands in the way of US citizens receiving needed aid deserves their very own lil drone strike ♥️

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Valve not releasing HL3, I was half asleep and I suck please ignore

thanks Valve

Carl pilkington wya

open up for me 🛐

wish I could spit in the face of every fucking idiot who feels the urge to spread Christianity in any way. keep that idiotic bullshit tf from my life, you’re all clowns and actors

good bot

oh shit I thought we all got this update on signal days ago

señator Raf Cruz, shield your people with strong Texan wings! 🐧

Talk to me about 275, 75 and 74, let it sing mon frère

ayythang bigger in texas! 🤠

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF2GBufIoBM

if your name is re: deus ex… I wanna buy you one weed

ty mr

I’m telling you that war plans are coming soon to Google AI results