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Cake day: June 3rd, 2023

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  • Nah, after snuffing it takes a few minutes
    You can actually pretty easily time this

    The only thing is: puffed will acted more or less immediately. So you’ll need to be able to smoke while jacking off, which can lead to serious injuries, when you’re already intoxicated

    So, wouldn’t recommend to synchronize it that much ;⁠-⁠)



  • My now sadly deceased cat was a fucking genius
    But I’m not…he tried to tell me stories, but I never really understood what he meant

    Single moews were easier to interpret, as he had a range of “hell yes” to “fuck off”

    From young age I always tried to use the same words for things, and when this was established, I started combining them.

    He was very much aware of what I was saying, when I sticked to our vocabulary and would act accordingly - sometimes by complaining, that he didn’t do anything and I’m in the wrong.

    Was (and still is) a fucking hard time losing him …





  • Also warehouse operators can usually tell, when a woman/employee is pregnant even before she knows, because it will actually show in their working statistics

    I’ve heard that not just from one warehouse manager.

    They know fucking before you do, because of the data.
    That’s a hard thing, if you don’t have any labour protection laws


  • Yeah, I never really planned (still plan?) ahead, because I didn’t plan to grow old
    Now with 2 decades in adulthood, I think, I either need to get my shit together or at least clean up enough, so all people depending on me (or would have a big disadvantage) would be ok, when I leave

    Seems I’m kinda stuck here with not much joy left anymore