I loved about 3 of these and then that was enough.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

• Douglas Adams

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To be fair, you wouldn’t stand a chance against a cobra chicken.

Was this site made by a cat?

My boss calls me a power bottom

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I am poutinius, this is my wife nutellius

Your thinking of Cosby, and that wasn’t Tylenol

That pumpkin spice latte IS good

Okay, but how am I supposed to afford the food for my kids without the overtime?

Why wouldn’t they?! Grilled cheese are amazing!