I’ve heard that having a parrot for a pet is like having a perpetual 3 year old that can fly. Sounds like literal hell to me.

The children yearn for the mines…

My desktop is kinda basic: SMB world 1-1, stretched across 2 monitors. The sky fades to a darker blue; I hate desktop clutter, so it’s just enough “art” so that it’s not a solid color.

I’m boring, lol, I’ll post the image when I get a chance.

no one should be a billionaire

Whose parents do I have to kill to make one of these billionaires into Batman?

Windows ME

Jindiana?

My wife wears anything between a DDD and an I, depending on brand / cut / style. I’ve been there for those fitting appointments, I’m really only joking about the materials, but I’m sure there’s probably some carbon fiber being used somewhere, and I’ve seen brands with trademarked stretchy/moisture-wicking fabrics, so that’s pretty true as well.

If it makes you feel any better, in the US to get an automatic rifle you also need a fuckton of money to pay for a tax stamp.

The next tier once you go far enough past D is having an appointment with specialty consultants to properly fit you into an engineered mass of patent pending fabrics, carbon fiber supports, and experimental closure devices.

This is exactly as expensive as it sounds. They make swimsuits as well…

Soft cricket chirp every 1486.52 seconds.

When you’re used to privilege, equality looks like oppression

Droopy could be in the super powers conversation as well.

OS/2 Warp still doing numbers!

One of the 3.

Big Bumpin’ & Pocketbike Racer are the other two, and the racing game is better than it has any right to be.

They care, they just care differently. What they want is money, so they’re trying to find what the maximum price is they can sell the minimum amount of product for.

If they can dress that up as “caring for the consumer” it’s a bonus.

Forget the ball, I want to see heads rolling!

That’s dessert after having Feetloaf for dinner.

Ever seen those videos of fighter pilots training in the centrifuge?

Imagine that, but every time you pass out it slows down just enough to get you to wake up then cranks back up to like 10Gs so you go out again…

Francis: Have a nice weekend!

I remember watching a video on how Contra Force did all kinds of weird tech stuff under the hood to get the game to run. That was technomancy mixed with forbidden occult arts.