“ugh! it doesn’t taste like cake at all… maybe this one will”

wot

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i got confused thinking this was some interaction between bot accounts bc my first thought was “the top account just straight up hallucinated a 2015 Fantastic Four movie with fkn miles teller as reed richards and michael b. jordan as johnny storm” but til.

not our timeline… someone body already messed with this one

I think the act reflects more of taking an actual dog’s face and rubbing it through your crack, as opposed to it just reflecting a nose-sniff greeting; the apology makes more sense to me lol

so, a tropical ding-dong?

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idk if this needs to be said but the term ‘Gaslighting’ is the denominalisation of the 1944 film ‘Gaslight’, and doesn’t relate to the 19th century profession. one plot point in the film, the protagonist notices the gaslights in her house flickering, which her husband assures her is all in her mind.

not to mention the Signal protocol is open source so they could literally build something in days and ensure the same encryption

you’re right; I deleted my comment when I researched the author.

the intro seems a naive view of the American dream. I’d argue veterans of WWII came home and achieved the American dream but the billionaires were well underway stealing the American dream during any war the author—being 44 years old—was deployed to. In fact, they were probably deployed for the billionaires who wanted more oil money.

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This is the correct answer—a spring loaded toilet roll holder. You slide the spring in to replace the TP. on the holder

the UK being the only growth market speaks volumes

almost entirely directed at the Teals. shame, as well; Dr. Monique Ryan is one of the most level headed, intelligent parliamentarians we’ve had in a long time.

tbf i would expect a progressive party to vote against a policy that 81% of their constituents didn’t agree with

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i had never heard Robert pronounced “ro-bert” until just now in my head thanks to this obscure meme

he’s only saying this to make it more difficult for the ICJ to rule on the intent of Israel to commit genocide against the Palestinian population. the genocidal atrocities are there for everyone to see but proving Israel holds intent to commit genocide will be the crux of the case