Wow, what a victory. This was definitely a much better outcome than trying to create bipartisan border legislation. Or, like, I don’t know, a budget?

Louder for those in the back.

Yeah, I think it’s weird when they photoshop Trump’s head on Rambo’s body as well… But that is besides the point.

Guy that has previously mocked and denigrated members of the US Armed Forces mocks and denigrates a member of the US Armed Forces.

Nothing new to see here.

I know it’s the epitome of privledge to say this and I know it can be impossible for a lot of people for any number of reasons…

But…

If you are a woman of childbearing age and are, or even plan to be pregnant, run as fast as you can away from these states.

There was a time, not long ago, when birthing children was potentially dangerous or even fatal without modern medical care. By outlawing that care, you’re taking a hard dive right back into those medieval conditions. Woman can, will, and are dying because of these laws. It’s horribly, horribly, horribly wrong, and I hope it gets reversed soon.

But until then? Run.

Let’s never ever find out.

Well, it’s not the worst idea he’s ever had.

Although, I’m really only saying that because this is the same guy that suggested nuking tornadoes, trading PR for Greenland, and drinking bleach to cure COVID.

What do you mean, “How long?”

If I were a Hispanic-looking guy living or traveling through Texas, American citizen or not, I’d have my birth certificate and passport ready to go.

I don’t think I have any actual friends that believe this nonsense, and I purged my Facebook in 2016. The challenge I’m having now is not blowing up my business relationships because, no matter who the president is, I still need to work.

It’s the holidays, so 10% off your bribe to Justice Thomas if you bring a canned good.

Just kidding. That asshole gets full fucking price to sell out.

Take that shit back to Twitter, dude.

Maybe he can be America’s Mulch Mayor at Four Seasons Landscaping to earn some of that money.

Thank you for saying it.

Justice isn’t getting stabbed in prison 22 times. The same way Justice is kneeling on the neck of a non-violent offender until he is dead.

Of course he’s a rapist. That’s the GOP now. That’s what they stand for. That’s what they cheer for. That’s what they vote for.

Now what is this about that other guy on the right?

I think Republicans have set that precedent that congressional supoenas are essentially optional, so Hunter can safely sit this one out if he feels like it.

It’s a book that banned itself.

Ooh, I bet that was painful to type out. It kinda stung just looking at it.

They did. It didn’t go well for them.

https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/philadelphia-bystanders-ran-patriot-front-out-town-it-won-t-ncna1273283

There is no way that guy isn’t a power bottom. No way.

This is going to be the best discovery since Einstein figured out how to put bubbles in beer.