The people down voting have the attention span of the people who find 67 funny.

I’m fine with tomatoes on as burger. The problem is that at the intersection of the two tomatoes they tend to be thicker than the patty and overwhelm the rest of the burger. If I wanted to eat a tomato, I would have just eaten a tomato.

To mix benzos and alcohol safely, combine 0 parts alcohol and 0 parts benzos, then take 0g or 0.0g if you want a higher dosage.

I wonder how much of this applies:

A submarine in the sky would be called an abovemarine.

I was expecting this to be a joke. No way you are serious about this.

Spermatozoa are stored in the epididymis.

0 dollars is 0 dollars

Reminds me of the crow lady from the Good Place.

I was referring to seeing an adult using a Chromebook in general. Of course I haven’t seen another adult use “the hub;” it’s not like people use it in public.

Who tf is accessing the hub on a chromebook? Never seen an adult use one, so I sure hope it isn’t teenagers on their school laptop . . .

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You will however have a good deal easier time climbing the corporate ladder.

This you?

The “right” solution doesn’t work. Each light switch can turn the lightbulb on by being up or being down. This means there is 3*2=6 possible cases of which light switch state turns on the light bulb. So we need to make 3 observations to bring it down to one case. An example of the original logic failing is that the light bulb being on could mean either that switch 2 being up turns it on, switch 1 being down turns it on, or switch 3 being down turn it on.

I present an alternative solution. Since the conventional solution says that we can feel its temperature, we know the light bulb is within reach. We can visit the room first, unplug the light bulb, and bring it back to the light switches. Then we can check all 2^3 permutations of light switches to see which one effects the bulb. Of course, it is likely that non affects it after unplugging it, but it could be a wireless light bulb.

So there made of … fake dogs? I don’t think that’s any better.

Become dragon pros:

• Fly
• Flame breath
• Cool factor
• Gold???

Become dragon cons:

• Lose all ability to form human connection and participate in the activities that make life worth living
• Life destroying depression caused by the overwhelming dysphoria of being trapped in the wretched body of a decrepit beast
• Can’t reply to memes on Lemmy

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Digital clocks are just objectively better. They are easier to read, cheaper, and more accurate. While the reason for swapping out the clocks is bad, the end result is still good.