The United States government is now one big edge lord troll

“If I say it, I makes it real!”

“STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASS HOLE”

“No see, we fixed the problem. With no Social Security number, they won’t be able to register to vote, so it will all just sort itself out”

This only makes he think this is one of the ways he’s been trying to influence elections already. Must be pretty effective if he is fighting this hard for it.

Cool, so no trial for you for treason, just straight to the gallows, right?

“Why don’t you just ask your dad for some money?”

Cause that’s a great way to motivate me and get me to do what you want, just scream at me. That shows me you have power and authority…oh, no, wait, that just shows how much of a huge man baby you are and how much pleasure I’ll have telling you to fuck off right to your face.

I’m too busy living in a shotgun shack in another part of the world.

“One nation, under God, indivisible…”

Can lgbtq parents opt out of religious materials in schools as well?

Scholars? We need scholars to tell us that sending US citizens to a concentration camp with no due process is a constitutional crisis??? Schoolhouse Rock, where did we go wrong?

Know way to many people that like that movie solely for that scene.

Hey, how about you do your job and impeach the motherfucker that is doing it? Maybe? Do your damn job? Perhaps?

Fuck it, at this point, go around the tariffs. There are not enough government workers or enforcers to actually collect these tariffs. And they are so busy attacking our rights and deporting dissenting citizens that I’m sure some huge port somewhere could just start unloading boats and they wouldn’t be any wiser. If this administration is not going to listen to established law and start gaslighting us, collective businesses and communities should be doing the same to the administration.

And another one… and another one…

Ok, NOW are we in enough of a constitutional crisis to start getting upset??? I really feel like this is the incident that needs to be the breaking point.

“They are hungry? Let them play golf!”

Is that Danny Devito from “Matilda”?

They saw the rv industry in elbow deep and decided to go lock step?