Department of Homeland Security. If you’re blocking “ICE agent”, this is a related term. It’s mentioned in almost every other post about ICE.

DHS

More like the room keeps spinning

I’m not sure this works because you don’t chew nicotine gum like regular gum. I think you release the nicotine by chewing, so you munch on it a few times and then let it sit for a while.

I tried them but I couldn’t make them work. This start-stop chewing drove me nuts, and whenever I didn’t pay attention, I chewed on it too much and got woozy. I ended up going cold turkey with a shitton of regular gum.

Oh, thanks! I misunderstood.

Yeah, fair enough. I’ve come across so many people driving oversized snowballs over the past week and I guess I’m still fuming lol

You’re right, I won’t be laughing when this guy zips by me, shedding huge chunks of his shit directly onto my windshield on the road. If you want downforce, get an actual rear spoiler.

I know this is an unpopular opinion, but I disagree. GenAI at least gives you a recipe that might work, and not the author’s life story, the dish’s convoluted origin story and a half-hearted list of ingredients buried under an avalanche of bullshit missing the fucking measurements. Those were around well before AI.

I miss the times when shit was readable and I didn’t have to screenshot instructions off of TikTok recipes.

Ooof. That’s rough. How’s your relationship with her now?

I’m so sorry, but it is relevant:

Are you aware of the original version of this meme?

Buckle up, buckaroo!

Is that an unsecured glass ashtray next to her in the car? Goddamn, at least get a proper one with a lid you fucking ratchet, they cost like 30 bucks (or 5 if you can forgo the Bentley logo).

There’s also the fun part of dialling in your medication to find the balance between being an overclocked sex machine and a walking wet noodle!

I don’t think it’s meant to. I mean, isn’t it a more polite version of “shut the fuck up”?

Holy crap, that’s impressive and discombobulating!

The perspective is a bit confusing, my brain really didn’t want to accept that this is one picture not four put together.

I love it because I always forget about it and then get pleasantly surprised that I have a day off.

Add a couple of salami slices and call it charcuterie. Good stuff!