stinerman

My life goal is to not work…which is why I’m not spending my money on a status symbol.

Depends on what you’re into, I suppose.

1, 2, 6, or 7 depending on the season.

I’ve got a question that comes in a riddle! What’s round on the ends and tall in the middle?

O-HI-O

Someone should fire this guy. Out of a cannon. Into the sun.

Yes. Now I’m primarily concerned with “can I get some more use out of this phone?”

This was especially true of women. They loved the color scheme. Nearly every woman I knew growing up were Hornets fans if they didn’t follow basketball.

Note: I’m saying the colors were popular with women, not that you’re a woman if you liked the colors.

2. Long tines and a big “handle”.

I skipped right to boneless wings.

Do you think he’s using the single loop or double loop method?

My computer now is very close to that era of Dell.

I can only be relieved that my grandma never knew about Dre in the first place, so she can’t logically forget about him.

I told my therapist once that the most depressing thing I can think of is that I’ll never be done with dishes or laundry. One day I’ll be done working and can retire. I’ll do dishes and laundry until the day I die.

A guy at work says "past me is a bastard; future me is a saint.’

There’s stuff from early COVID which I haven’t installed, much less played.

No because it will autorotate at the worst possible time. Without fail.

Enjoyed the goatse reference in the meme.

This 100%. I’ve worked in some sort of IT all my life. It took what I loved and turned it into a job.

I literally yell “fuck you” at my alarm from time to time.