Heyyy, now I get to enjoy some copium for being such a dinosaur and resisting to use it as often as I can

ah, yes, dependents should fuckin bend the knee like the servants they are /s

if we’re all sick with long covid 3.0, we’re easier to subjugate. okeydoke

No, the lesson is not to be filth and blackmail your partner(s).

I sincerely doubt it’s a crime to upload your own nudes to OnlyFans and then tell your abusive ex-partner’s family, “hey, this is a link to the nude pictures your child threatened to post online if I broke up with them”. My grandma has accidentally shared worse things with me than that

I’ve had to write some automations using the Jira Cloud API. holy shit, is this an accurate pyramid

I’ve been called ‘ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly’ but never ‘ugly-ugly’

Gosh, it’s like every time some big genuine shitshow is about to be revealed, we get to enjoy some surface-level bullshit distraction. What are the odds?

Cool story, bro.

PLEASE GO VOTE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY

The two signs you need are:

1. Did you drop off your ballot?
2. Did your local government confirm they received your ballot?

This is the way

Number three seems like the equivalent of assless chaps. I vote two

quick, distract everyone from the Vance stuff

times like these, I feel pretty shitty about how the world and I have condemned my kids to suffer the water wars in a handful of years

Go ahead. Throw your vote away Kang and Kodos laughter

Naw, no hate. iPods are fuckin rad. Younger generations should definitely get to enjoy older tech. But the author’s observations weren’t really anything I needed to invest my time in reading. I know old iTunes had a visualizer. I don’t know why I read the whole thing anyways

Why did I just read an article about using an iPod that was clearly written by someone born in the early-mid 2000s? I know the original ipod was fun. I was there, gandalf

Revenge bedtime procrastination. It rules my life now

Who says those itty bitty hands aren’t a gift from god? /s

Oh no, you’re breaking my heart /s