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That’s assuming he doesn’t have a blonde from Fox reading it to him

He’d be angry at you if he could read that

She tells him she’s in church, but she doesn’t go. Now she’s on her knees and…

MMMM HMMM

Fuck you Bobby.

Meanwhile mid-40s walking through world ending pollution:

This place is so much better without all the cigarette smoke!

It’s from the song Aenima by Tool.

The overall flavor of the song itself is similar in kind. TLDR: Can’t wait for a natural disaster to come wash away the inanity via global flooding.

The “Learn to swim” comes from the verse:

I’ve a suggestion to keep you all occupied; Learn to swim.

Learn to swim… Learn to swim… Learn to swim… Learn to swim… Learn to swim… Learn to swim… Learn to swim… Learn to swim… Learn to swim…

ARRRRRR!

Built in ballroom.

Some people just want to watch the world learn…

The downside of sitting down is having to stretch to get your balls under those noisy damned dryers after… I need to get a little life preserver for the guys so they don’t get hypothermia while I’m busy.

Liquify and add to old beverage bottles. Simple and fun for the whole office upon opening!

Floppy sets represent!

“Please insert Slackware disk Set A disk 3”

Video without a summary or transcript?

shit tons of beers

Ummm…

I’m not sure my ass is up to a single 6-pack, much less tons of them.

I mean sure, lots of grease gives me runs like an Olympic sprinter, but this is a tall order.

Can you get mine while you are at it?

This echoes my thoughts… Even simple question/answer to help others get old games working, useful links to emulation resources for older platforms etc.

With steam deck popularity, a new wave of inexperienced folks wanting to try things is guaranteed.

Executive order establishing the next deportations going to a new Martian “enrichment center” in 3… 2… 1…

Given their inclinations, I suspect alt-speak for slavery to be the next contestant on “What’s hot” on Xitter