There’s also Fried Coke, which was invented by the same guy

Sheesh, because of their colors at the bottom my mind interpreted purple and blue as purple and yellow and it got me hella confused

Still doesnt explain why it wasn’t called Windows Linux Subsystem (WLS)

Wasn’t it the other way around? I was certain it was: Floral patterns > clothes > mills kept on using those

That’s actually guts

Looked over their entire catalogue and couldn’t find it, probably isn’t in production any longer. I’m almost certain though that the color is called “Vibrant brushed nickel” and that it’s fucking expensive

So is Elmo

#1 since it’s the shortest and the meme clearly says that I’m restricted to one crayon until mine runs out

Sure makes you wonder why the elected officials want to defund it in favor of Fedex and others /s

The entire world will

It is geo-restricted, but nothing the ol’ VPN connection can’t solve

Add set -x and dump the output (both stdout, stderr) into a logfile

Usually issues with crontab are related to variables ( PATH) as well, so you might want to consider verifying that.