Everyone knows the appropriate solution is drying the device in your microwave.
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don’t have a life, don’t have content to post. don’t really need it pointed out. refreshing to forget

Of course not. Rich people are fucking weasels. How do you think they get rich? They weasel the system. They weasel the profits of other people’s productivity. They leave death and chaos in their wake. They lie, cheat, steal and rewrite the rules to suit them.

Isn’t there still one in California or’d they turn it into spiderman or something?

They also touch when you just shut the hell up.

Just leave. They’re probably listening to you while trying to remain motionless because they can’t stand people in the morning. Go home. Break the silent stale mate.

A layer of hell unto themselves. Punishments contravening multiple human rights conventions that people pay for the privilege of being subjected to just so they can get somewhere, be dissatisfied with it and be forced to do it all again to get back home.

Pretty sure the first minds to be controlled by generative AI work on the floor at the stock exchange.

He’s an insurrectionist and he stinks like shit. Most important part is to remember how bad he smells though because this shit he’s saying now is clearly just to distract from the shit in his pants.

‘Diaper Don’: Internet celebrates ‘Trump smells’ trending on social media

To the cops involved, it was probably their annual work party. Bastards stole his money and burnt his shit down for morale and their mutual holiday cheer.

Fun fact: Crocs chew their chop-chop, both because they live in an aquatic environment and because they’ve got those little birds to pick at their pearly whites & keep em gleamin’.

It’s crazy the modern GOP is so beholden to a terrorist minority in their ranks that those people are the ones calling the shots in both the electorate and in congress.

They are the party that has branded themselves tough on crime and usually the loudest about not negotiating with terrorists, but when they end up with terrorists in their own ranks they fully capitulate, roll over, goose step, bark like a dog, fall in line and cede complete control to the whims of their worst and most reactive members. A full display of weakness and lack of principle for everyone to see, yet they still take themselves with grave sincerity. If Monty Python had done it, it would have been too over the top, just facetious, but here we are.

Pretty sure this comment is referring to this: https://kbin.social/m/news@lemmy.world/t/718844/Dukes-of-Hazzard-actor-John-Schneider-called-for-public-hanging

(not the greatest comment, but maybe less downvote worthy with context)

They were, until humans became part of their environment.

The same congress that has threatened government shutdowns and can barely choose a speaker? Wtf, are they mental?

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Remember when people who employed fascist rhetoric, incited riots at Capitols, tried to destroy democracy and kill a sitting Vice President were considered terrorists by everyone and weren’t to be negotiated with?
Pepperidge Farms does.

Even then, only in a shortsighted, politically deceptive manner. Taxation driven by sales in a thriving hub with free transit also pads the budget. But, taxes are unpopular and people like sports teams and arena shows and overpriced shitty beverages. They give the bigger dopamine hit.

And, they act like stadiums are going to"drive economic" activity instead of creating dead zones in cities.
You know what would guarantee increased economic activity?
People being able to easily get to jobs and shops.

Look up how to quickly disconnect the batteries before you go hunting, so you can do that before you get them home.