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I read it as an incredibly insecure man can’t stand the idea of having to be subservient to women. simple misogyny. although I wouldn’t be surprised if there was, like, a subconscious sexual thing also

iirc it’s the alcohol in the markers that do the disolving, so better to just get some 70% isopropyl and a cloth

not gonna bother translating the japanese for the rest of us?

dis-a-PPOINTED!!!

is this the original meme? jorking the peanits?

“I wish that none of this had happened”

“so do all who live too see such times, but that is not for them to decide. all we have to decide, is what to do with the time that is given to us.”

as hard as it to reconcile with the world disintegrating when you’re coming together as a person (I’m in the same boat) I find the above quote gives me some courage to accept such a condition and to act steadfastly instead, as a testament that life is worth living and fighting for

no? whether the pain is remembered is irrelevant to the feelings in the moment. not remembering the worst of the pain doesn’t make that pain more bearable during childbirth

women’s brains literally give them amnesia regarding the pain of childbirth, so they want another because they aren’t traumatized and don’t really remember the negative side because it’d be evolutionarily disadvantagous to be averse to procreating

getting kicked in the nuts has so such evolutionary pressure, so male brains don’t help out when it happens lol

that’s what I think it’s supposed to be, but then the middle one is missing the | so who knows

a missile headed his way. you’re looking at it head-on, with black stabilizers, and the white tail is the smoke trail from being launched from the ground

jolyne, jolyne, jolyne, jolyne
please come fuck me just because you can

looks like he’s about to hop

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onto that dick 😎

this Banner eatin’ beans

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the one you were talking about not making sense: “it is the case”

you’re both kinda agreeing on the same thing, whatever the “it” is, is understood through context. which when you lack said context, the sentence becomes nonsensical

I heard that motherfucker had, like, thirty goddamn dicks

squish

planet-scaping, some call it