Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoUber's new shuttle service sounds a lot like a bus routeqz.comexternal-linkmessage-square105linkfedilinkarrow-up1418arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up1412arrow-down1external-linkUber's new shuttle service sounds a lot like a bus routeqz.comFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square105linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squaretonyn@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up95arrow-down1·2 years agoJust waiting for them to reinvent light rail
minus-squareNougat@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up80·2 years agoHow about Uber Feet, where you pay to walk somewhere?
minus-squaretonyn@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down8·2 years agoYeah, my nearest grocery store is a 1h15m walk or an 8 minute drive.
minus-squarethanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 years agoWhich costs extra, of course
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoThey got bought by Uber tmobile though, so the prices jumped
minus-squareGrandwolf319@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoYou joke but how about exoskeletal legs that you rent? Like those scooter rentals
minus-squareILikeBoobies@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years agoUber Rickshaw Because only poors should walk
minus-squaremeeeeetch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 years agoThey invented FSD in the sixties and it makes a handy little loop through downtown Detroit.
minus-squareskyspydude1@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 years agoAnd now we’re inventing the shittiest “rail line” between Ann Arbor and Detroit on 94. All the hassle and expense of rail travel, with none of the efficiency!
minus-squareNomecks@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-22 years agoNever heard of Hyperloop eh?
minus-squareessell@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoThey’ll market it as moving at light speed too. ****heads.
Just waiting for them to reinvent light rail
How about Uber Feet, where you pay to walk somewhere?
Yeah, my nearest grocery store is a 1h15m walk or an 8 minute drive.
Just use uber sprint
Which costs extra, of course
Uber Feet XL
They got bought by Uber tmobile though, so the prices jumped
You joke but how about exoskeletal legs that you rent? Like those scooter rentals
Uber Rickshaw
Because only poors should walk
They invented FSD in the sixties and it makes a handy little loop through downtown Detroit.
And now we’re inventing the shittiest “rail line” between Ann Arbor and Detroit on 94. All the hassle and expense of rail travel, with none of the efficiency!
Never heard of Hyperloop eh?
They’ll market it as moving at light speed too.
****heads.