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minus-squareDaft_ish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up105arrow-down3·edit-21 year ago‘Billionaires bodies are filled with candy and they want you to retrieve it by any means necessary’: the new conspiracy coming to life online.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 year agoIs it true that when you chop off a billionaires head, two more grow in its place?
minus-squareGoldmage263@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 year agoNot quite. They do die, but they will form a new head and body in hell before coming back to cause more suffering. The more suffering their corporation causes, the faster they regenerate.
minus-squareGoldmage263@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoFor Bezos, yes. That’s the reason behind same day delivery.
minus-squareWaxedWookie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down1·1 year agoThe best kind… You know the kind you like but way, way way better - it’s an absolute must-try.
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoMmmmmm, I love free and extremely delicious candy.
minus-squareWaxedWookie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·1 year agoIt’s yours for the taking!
minus-squareSocsa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoWhat if it’s that weird salty swedish candy though?
minus-squareWaxedWookie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·1 year agoNothing to worry about - you’ll love it!
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·edit-21 year agoI love surprises, I hope I get the following: -Salty Balls -Gummy Skulls -Jelly Brains -Candied Intestine -Twix-Fingers Edit: Formatting
minus-squareMoobythegoldensock@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoYou have to crack ‘em open to find out.
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoWhat should I use? A large stick? A baseball bat? A night watchman mace? A Double Headed War Hammer XL? Skull Flail? A fancy pimp cane? Gotta have the right tool to get that candy.
minus-squarekase@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoOmg a piñata?? And it’s not even my birthday!
‘Billionaires bodies are filled with candy and they want you to retrieve it by any means necessary’: the new conspiracy coming to life online.
Is it true that when you chop off a billionaires head, two more grow in its place?
Not quite. They do die, but they will form a new head and body in hell before coming back to cause more suffering. The more suffering their corporation causes, the faster they regenerate.
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For Bezos, yes. That’s the reason behind same day delivery.
What kind of candy?
The best kind… You know the kind you like but way, way way better - it’s an absolute must-try.
Mmmmmm, I love free and extremely delicious candy.
It’s yours for the taking!
What if it’s that weird salty swedish candy though?
Nothing to worry about - you’ll love it!
Thats the thing. No one knows.
I love surprises, I hope I get the following:
-Salty Balls
-Gummy Skulls
-Jelly Brains
-Candied Intestine
-Twix-Fingers
Edit: Formatting
You have to crack ‘em open to find out.
What should I use?
A large stick?
A baseball bat?
A night watchman mace?
A Double Headed War Hammer XL?
Skull Flail?
A fancy pimp cane?
Gotta have the right tool to get that candy.
Omg a piñata?? And it’s not even my birthday!