The gospel according to edgy teenager

Ironic seeing as Paul the apostle didn’t think much of women.

Wow I think I found Bart Ehrman’s Lemmy account lol.

In seriousness though, that was a great read thank you.

I wouldn’t blame the scholars who misclassified it too much. If I read it without knowing anything about it I would probably make the same mistake because secret knowledge is a big focus in it.

Do you reckon Thomas’s author had access to Q ?

Some of the sayings in the gospel of Thomas are so strange.

"Jesus said, “Lucky is the lion that the human will eat, so that the lion becomes human. And foul is the human that the lion will eat, and the lion still will become human.”

Lol the fuck does that mean?

I’m Atheist but I guess you could rationalize it this way, Jesus never actually says anything about being gay in the new testament. That stuff comes from Paul’s letters.

They were just making a joke, no need for pedantry.

Theen would refer to a non binary monarch I’m guessing.

Christian’s don’t love the world, if that were true climate change wouldn’t be an issue.

Christian’s treat the world like a motel they’ll only be staying at for a couple of days.

Genesis only makes sense from a Gnostic point of view imo. Snek was good guy all along.

Religion teaches you to hate and distrust people who don’t believe the same thing as you.

The fastest growing sect of Christianity in the world are the Evangelicals. The biblical literalists that hate everyone.

Genesis never says that the serpent is Satan, just that it’s a serpent.

Dude needed to be fired years ago

I completely agree but I would just like to point out that Glenn Greenwald is also a massive shithead.

If I had just made FF6 then I’d be pretty damn confident too

Threw up in my mouth a bit 👎

He also couldn’t be more fucking wrong about Genesis. It’s probably the most heinous thing about him tbh.

We recognise tyranny when we see it and have a lot solidarity with people living under an oppressive regime that hates them.

The loss of Ken Rolston and Kirkbride and the rise of Emil Pagliarulo is what fucked the elder scrolls writing.

You shouldn’t hand your big epic fantasy world to a guy who couldn’t give a fuck about the lore or stepping on the toes of other writers.

Owning guns doesn’t make you free dipshit. You and your militia buddies could do fuck all if the government decides to oppress you for real.

I once had a guy on twitter tell me that that every country in Europe has daily mass stabbings that are just as dangerous.

These people will trip over themselves to justify keeping their guns so they can play soldier on the weekend. Dead kids be damned.