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Costello’s sheepishness after the judge cleared the room and took him down a couple notches was epic.

The submarine will almost certainly implode before we get that deep.

Mitt the Shit should STFU.

Saying that costs nothing. It would have been a hell of a lot more impressive if he hadn’t worked so hard to stack the court and put us in this situation to begin with. Fuck you, Mitch.

This ought to happen everywhere. Either I’m the admin on my machine or I’m not. If it’s not, I’m not sure how much longer I’ll tolerate a Windows machine.

How about a nice cup of shut the Trump up?

Out of his what? Oh. Nevermind.

Given trade, it doesn’t seem to be in their best interest to cripple the US.

They meant to say fecal recognition. They’re struggling to determine the difference between a Whopper and a whopping dookie. No luck so far, and I doubt an app is going to help.

I’d wager over half that sub is posting from Moscow.

Honestly, I’d rather hear about it when it actually happens. I’m getting tired of all this teaser justice headline crap.

According to the people who know me intimately, the AI is gonna nope out even harder than I am.

It’s almost exactly what happened in Utah. Voters decided. Mormons, Inc. said “nope” and that was that. Oh, and then they gerrymandered the fuck out of the state to keep it red for at least another ten years.

Narcissists aren’t particularly interested in admitting even little mistakes, so I doubt it.

Not a surprise. I took my dad to a VA hospital for an appointment. We checked him in and sat in the waiting area. Because I’m a nerd, I had a Geiger counter in my backpack. I took it out and turned it on. As soon as it finished booting up, the alarm went off.

Normal background radiation where I live is usually around 0.08 micro-Sieverts/hour. My alarm threshold is 0.30 ( not dangerous, but interesting). My reading in that lobby? It was a whopping 9.23!

Polls that had orange funding, apparently.

Because they’re in prison too, and they hope it means they’ll get to worship him in person.

Honestly, that’s how I read it, so message received. It’s not the sort of thing you say or do if you’re trying to win friends and influence people, though.

You see it a lot in Utah, unfortunately.