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Some of your computers are horny by proxy. Contact horn.

Asking politely will go a long way in helping you get some Wookiee nookie.

The case was later dismissed due to a lack of probable caws.

“Alcophilic memes” has enough content to be its own community lol.

High effort comment in response to a ridiculous topic. Love it.

WITHDRAW CONSENT (projectile vomits)

Thanks for the clarification. I wrongly assumed Microsoft was using Wi-Fi positioning systems (which is used for geolocation, just not in this particular case) instead of reading their documentation.

I’ll update the comment.

I also don’t think most workplaces are going to punish you for opting out of this feature even if organizational policy requires it to be enabled.

This is what I gathered on the subject, feel free to correct if anything is wrong:

The WiFi tracking works by scanning for nearby WiFi networks, identifying which routers are nearby and their signal strengths, matching those against their database of known WiFi access points, and using that data to estimate your location.

For now the feature will be off by default, first has to be enabled by your company, and then the user has to opt in for it to be used.

For those who are required to use Microsoft products, it can by bypassed by using a wired Ethernet connection and not using Teams on any devices using a wireless connection.

Edit: As @lividweasel@lemmy.world pointed out, Microsoft is not using WiFi positioning systems to determine location, but rather updating your location to “in the office” or not depending on whether your device is connected to one of the organization’s WiFi SSIDs.

Yo mama so hairy they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.

The Feast of the Ass has been celebrated since the 11th century and somewhere along the line, things were lost in translation.

Unhitching the trailer from a truck. Be free! 😌

According to my beer-drinking friends, several companies have not only discovered the precise point where people will fold, but successfully marketed it too.

With enough cocaine usage, you can tear down the partition wall and have yourself a uninostril (not recommended).

Grunting and straining noises So, nice weather today.

The BlackBerry Curve was great. I kept using mine until support ended for most of the apps I needed on BlackBerry OS :(

I still keep it as a spare phone and for travel.