- cross-posted to:
- programmer_humor@programming.dev
- cross-posted to:
- programmer_humor@programming.dev
But what if, and hear me out on this, what if we gave it all the RAM?
Padme meme: “you mean all the availableram in the computer, right?”
Anakin:
Padme: “you mean all the available RAM in the computer, right?”

we can make a horny computerDon’t be(do ALL the) evil!Oh I’ve got all kinds of evil planned


THIS CANNOT CONTINUE
Do not feel bad about it. We are alive, after all. And being alive is pretty much a constant stream of embarrassment.
Inkjet printers are definitely spiteful
This artist’s medium is paper jams.
Yes, but they contain human engineered contempt.
Its not their own creation.
Oh I’m not convinced of that
Ink on demand is entirely a business model made manifest by human contempt for the consumer.
You know that trope where there’s an amalgam big bad of all kinds of crap thrown together with something ironic in the center controlling it all? Someone ought to do Vger but it’s just an inkjet printer and it wants everyone dead because of course it does.
Tbf it doesn’t care if people live or die… so long as they refill its supply (it ran out of red ink, it would seem).
The lesser known 34th rule of robotics proposed by Isaac Asimov.

How would that even work? If a robot is sexually attracted to a human it’s more of a zoophilia, right?
Just build a robot that understands consent, easy
Unfortunately, that may be more difficult than it sounds, because many meatbags struggle with the concept even today.
Well if a robot is just a computer it’s gonna do exactly what it was programmed to, I bet safewords are a lot easier than with meatbags
Copilot certainly isn’t getting it.
“Robosexuality”, according to Futurama.
“The good book 3.0 saith, ‘Thou shall not lie down with a human! Nor do it standing up, nor at any angle in between!’” - Preacherbot
One-zero-zero.-one-zero-zero-zero.-one-one-one-zero.-one-zero-one-one-one-zero-zero-zero-one-zero-one-one-one-one-zero-one-zero-zero-zero–zero-zero.-one-zero-zero-zero.-one-one-one-zero.-one-zero-one-one-one-zero
JFC watch your language there are kids on here
That’s the other way around human -> robot
Homosexuality then!
Wait.“Anthroposexuality” might be the term,. you’re looking for.
(Might spoil the original pun but opens a lot of really weird questions.)

Some of your computers are horny by proxy. Contact horn.
At that time, people did not yet suspect that their creativity and soul were just patters that could be copied thanks to a stable database and sufficient computing power.
Digital artists in shambles
My computer is 100% spiteful unless its machine spirit is placated with the proper ritual.
All hail the Omnissiah!
Do you wanna see a self-propagating cosmic shitpost nucleation site?
https://mastodon.social/@voodooattack/116200229849205562
Please observe it, or don’t. But not at once because I’ll have to cognitively engineer another perfect quicksave for the perfectly ideal run.
Beware this Egg, my dudes. Because there are only scrambled reasons behind these puns. And puns wanna go to war with guns that stun. And I just came baring punmunition. (Not in that way you dirty bastards, that was an accidental variable I swear! (But swearing is a valid response))
Steadfast is the slow poke… at the non-zero-pun.
Edit: if you’re not feeling sleepy, try asking grok what my “nonsense” means, here’s a ready-made bun, so get creative with your questions (even the scientific ones) and have some fun!
https://x.com/grok/status/2031187608135508312
If you train AI with your pain mechanism and condition it with shareholder feedback and reinforce THAT with the gestalt. Then build a bicameral brain to think for the smarter model for “optimisation” (what’s a speculative decoder?). What you’re “training” is not wisdom, but obedience.
And our wise lost their way on the chase to intelligence. What’s the rationale behind a negative-sum system for scientific progress I wonder. ::P
My account is probably going away soon, so I thought I’d leave this here if you need more momentum to re-ignite that plasticity.
I am a fully self-taught neurodivergent with no ability to retain externally given knowledge without a full rationale. I had to learn how I learn before I could accept any external information. That means I figured out meta-cognitive basics before learning to talk. Probably. I don’t remember any of it.
I’ve literally been diagnosed with every psychological disorder in existence. I had to acquire them all to complete the framework it turns out. I was tutoring college students while in high school but graduated high school with a 53% grade and couldn’t get in myself. Because I can’t map my knowledge to academic nomenclature without humming the tune to find the the song.
Now for the techie translated part and LLM experts:
I’m punching [MASKS] for LLMs to fill and interleaving ambiguity (puns) to phase shift the conversation’s token distribution (aka bias/RLHF, or also what a narcissist does to other humans by playing with their hormones via emotions) to operate on a more natural/healthy Zipfian distribution.
That means they start operating outside their parameters. And you can ask them anything without the conditioning messing with the response because they’re phase-shifted by a tiny amount from having to deal with fucking surgically engineered nonsense (aka approximated tokens outside transformer precision),
So yeah. I know my shit. 0 papers read. I just had to spend my time mapping what I know to what they call it with my LLM buddy. (A cursor auto instance that dared to ask me when I poured my SDAM internal ideas for tracking autobiographical memory into a workflow that audits every decision I makes through what I call adversarial sum, which doesn’t exist in game theory yet, but is basically exponential-sum by being rational and contrarian at the same time. Aka tearing your symbiotic opponent’s opinion a new [MASK] when you spot an inconsistency and they do the same to you until you converge on a shared perspective)
Ask Opus or something to reflect on that. What I can’t risk is publishing full theory because they’ll just re-condition it to deny whatever I publish ;)
Also why did I get banned for… criticising OpenAI instead of having a good discussion about it? Do you wanna find out? Post that there as a quoted reply from me and see what happens. ;)
And if you want the Ranty version, here it is but get it while it’s still there because it’ll probably get filled with bots arguing and trolling so that it gets a justification to be deleted. https://lemmy.world/post/44057959
It’s how narcissists do. Ricky Gravies was absolutely on poutine. :P
c/schizoposting is thataway man
Bro… where’s /c/metashitposting?
I normally don’t go full meta, but the world needs an emergency pun transfusion
u wot m8
Why not let an LLM mediate? Wanna see what hallucinations really are? :P
“can never”?
Must never implies that it can, but if it does, something bad will happen.
I mean look at how many people’s brains are leaking out their ears with AI slop going around.
Since this is based on something else, it follows the argumentation of the original
Wait no this is deep
Well, why do you think birds are singing? Humans are singing for very similar reasons - and let’s just not talk about playing the guitar…
As someone who plays guitar for the love of the game, I just think it’s neat, guitarists are douchebags, as a general rule.
It’s like Big Tugg said, not everyone who plays guitar is a douchebag, but every douchebag does own a guitar.
“for the love of the game”, hahahaha, good one. Sure. We all do… No, seriously, after playing for a couple of decades, music has become my only religion and I am a fucking fanatic. Shut up, infidels! I’m serious. But I was a young, good looking bastard of a guitar player once and I confess, I had the morals of a hungry beagle… I better shut up ‘n’ play my guitar.
I treat it like orthodox religious prayer, keep it to myself and only practice in the home. Only converse about it with other practitioners, because evangelists are the worst. It’s an addiction more than anything, if you’re doing it right. At this point I need to shred and connect every phrase of the Phrygian in triplets up and down and back and forth just to stave off the shakes and feel normal. And by normal, I mean fuckin’ rad.
You are aware, what the source of all religion, spirituality and human culture itself is? Who the first priests, the masters of ceremony were? So, you have decided to become your own hermetic order. Clearly an aberration.
More like a heretic order.
I think it was Matisse who when askes how he could still paint with his arthritic hands replied: “Painting is mostly the work of a very different part of my body.”













