at least I don’t have to worry about that!

*cries in 36⁰C highs*

we just don’t know

Anytime Anywhere in my ass

Mirror’s Edge, Hades, recently finished Celeste on my new steam deck.

Also a lot of web fishing on my PC

interesting to note that the process of distillation removes radioactive particles from the product, making it safe to drink

that’s just the way memes go sometimes

You haven’t felt true pain until you’ve been forced to listen to 12 Days of Christmas by The Bird and the Bee a minimum of 4 times a day

well this year is a leap year so that would make it 366 days. so it could be 365 days except for the 25th of December

I don’t know if I’m imagining it, but I think I can see joy in the eyes of the beaker walking up to the cameraman as they come to beat this shit out of them

I know they’re not entirely related but it’s the first thing that came to mind so I had to make it.

no no, God is doing this BECAUSE we’re polluting the earth. if you stop and reverse the pollution then he won’t be mad anymore…

You think that would work to get them to stop?