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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago

Tis the season

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Tis the season

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago
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  • MTK@lemmy.world
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    I am too confident, my thought is always “this person is going to die from heat/cold!” And rarely “did I make mistake?”

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    They don’t seem to have heard of weather reports.

  • JulieLemming@lemm.ee
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    One person wakes up at 11:00 AM when the sun is at the highest to do absolutely nothing besides a walk in the park and spending their neet bucks in Starbucks

    Second person wakes up at 6 AM when it is cold outside, and works hard whole day to pursue their dreams.

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    Isn’t that the point of layers?

    • Cait@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Yes but then you’ll have to carry these layers around with you :(

      • Septimaeus@infosec.pub
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        Has using sleeves to tie around waist come back yet? I never stopped but I’ve seen young people wearing grunge stuff again.

  • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works
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    They’ll both be wrong half the day.

    • hitmyspot@aussie.zone
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      Nope, that’s the point of layers. Adjustable.

      • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works
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        That’s how I get to be wrong more than half the day. The sun knows when the jacket goes back on.

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    Yep, forecast today: somewhere between 5 and 25 °C.

    • dankm@lemmy.ca
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      So shorts weather all day? Sounds good.

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    In the UK you’ll often see teenage boys wearing big thick black jackets in the peak of summer. Even when it can be in the mid 30Cs. I’ve no idea what drives them to make such decisions.

    • Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de
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      I wonder if it’s a style thing, or for hiding things that a roadman might need.

      • Comment105@lemm.ee
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        It’s almost definitely knives.

    • Smee@poeng.link
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      While when I visited the UK in October/November way back, every geezer over the age of 50 ran around in shorts. Even when it was like 10C. I’ve no idea what drives them to make such decisions.

      • blackn1ght@feddit.uk
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        I’m way under 50 but I’ll be wearing shorts until October or November! My legs don’t feel the cold as much as the rest of my body and it’s just more comfortable than wearing trousers.

    • Comment105@lemm.ee
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      If the stereotype is accurate, I’m thinking knives.

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    • VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com
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      Black North Face jackets, almost every lad from the ages of 14-35 has one lol

      • blackn1ght@feddit.uk
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        Yep! Although it’s usually teenagers that wear them in totally absurd conditions.

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          They think it’s something to be respected to suffer for cool or what is going on.

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      Shit, I’d wear a jacket too if it was somehow in the 30s in June.

      • blackn1ght@feddit.uk
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        Really? How warm would it have to be for you to not wear a jacket?

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          Some context for my joke: I’m an American.

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    at least I don’t have to worry about that!

    *cries in 36⁰C highs*

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    Today’s Weather:

    Yes, with a chance of probably in the late afternoon, followed by a 50% chance of overnight definitely.

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    They’re both wrong. Left is going to be chilly when the sun goes down and right is going to be hot during the day.

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    Its such a pain choosing what to wear but this season makes it EVEN WORSE

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    Quebec has a song just about that. https://youtu.be/_whvVXX0hCk? Basic, whenever it looks cold, I look outside and ask whoever wear a pullover ’ hey izzit cold? Are you good in that pullover?"

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