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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

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Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • db2@lemmy.world
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    I think they could have done something that didn’t look like a Fleshlight though. This one doesn’t even look like a sand worm… it’s barely a passable Sarlacc.

    • ℕ𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝@lemmy.world
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      they knew, from the start

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        If I was slinging popcorn in that fuck bucket, I’d be thinking twice before asking “Would you like extra butter?”

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          Yes please ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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          No, semen please.

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        Exactly. Memes are free advertisements for them and will be reposted forever everywhere.

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          Might be possible. I wasn’t going to see Dune and never bought popcorn at the movies. But I am going to now. Yes, I am lonely.

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    Ah yes, The popcorn bucket. The bucket for popcorn. The bucket specifically designed to be filled with popcorn. The popcorn bucket.

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      The bucket specifically designed to be filled…

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        With My Corn Seed

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          Sneed’s feed bucket.

          • Adi2121@lemmy.ml
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            Formerly Chuck’s

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      Why do we even have that bucket‽

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    Muad’deez nutz

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    The sand worms are so dry and dusty that water hurts them. Their valued waste is literal powder. Why do men want to put their dicks in this?

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      “I’m gonna make it so dry…”

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        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        “I’m gonna make it so dry…”

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

      • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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        This is hilarious. I went on to curse several other people with this

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      I mean, just look at it.

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      If you ever meet a teenage boy you’ll, unfortunately, understand

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    I mean I’m curious

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      Worm-curious?

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    I must not fear, fear is the mind killer…

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    Gom jabbar for the dick

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      She kwisatz my hadderach till I gesserit

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    Something’s gonna flow…

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    Don’t put your dick in that

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      Or maybe do put your dick in that.

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      No!! Why you warn me :(

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    What a waste of plastic for something that’s just getting tossed at the end of the movie.

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      It’s fine, the concession stand switched to paper straws. It’ll be soggy and unusable before the trailers are over, but it makes up for the sins of the popcorn bucket.

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      Yeah, this is the kind of needless shit that has got to stop. That plastic is going to outlast all of us.

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    Frank Herbert must be rolling in his grave.

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      this is exactly what he would have wanted

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    Salty popcorn

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      I ate a lot of pineapple before, hope you like it

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