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  • originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com
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    im somewhat stunned, as im sitting here eating the exact opposite of this. i took a hot dog, cut it in half, and put each half in its own bun.

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      You yanged OP’s yin.

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      So you made a hc dc and a ↄt ↄg?

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      Yeah who wouldn’t want double the condiments? :-D

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        i like a little hot dog with my mustard.

        or another way, hot dogs are more of mustard delivery mechanism for me.

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          ^This person hot dogs, right here. Putting in the effort to do it right!

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            Meanwhile I eat cold hot dogs as a snack. Putting in no effort to do the opposite.

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          Mustard and coleslaw.

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      Is the exact opposite just a hot dog?

      You looked at the original blueprints for hot dogs and said “too much protein, not enough carbs” instead of “I refuse to make two identical sandwiches in parallel”. Both fascinating observations :)

    • idunnololz@lemmy.world
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      Slice the hotdog in half, cook it separately and then put it in one bun. Smash dog.

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      Lmao like that old Micky mouse cartoon where they’re slicing up a bean and a slice of bread

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    You can at our local hotdog shop. Just ask for a “double dog”

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      Yeah it’s not uncommon in Chicago

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        Came here for this and the previous comment. This is exceedingly common here. Now I want a double dog. I wish I wasn’t poor.

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          God damn, homie can’t afford 2 hotdogs

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            Yo momma so poor, I seen her walking down the street with a bun with no hot dog in it. I said: did you lose a hot dog? She said: no, I found a bun.

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      Local hotdog shop?

      I need to investigate if my town even has a local hotdog shop.

      I’m pretty certain we don’t. Actually we lack a lot of proper food places. Sandwich shops are all terrible, no goddamn Phillies worth the money. No hot dog shop or reliable spot for biscuits n gravy. seems sorta like Minnesota just hates good food

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        Ours has a partnership with a semi-famous (locally) hot dog maker. It’s packed almost constantly because they’re extremely good for a hot dog.

        I bet anyone from Upstate NY can guess at least the hot dog brand if not the place.

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        Maybe you guys have good steak houses?

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      In Iceland we call this a Tvíhleypa, which means “double barrel”

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      So OP was successful with their invention after all. Good for them!

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    Americans cosplaying that they have free Healthcare.

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        OK, I see obesity in the picture, but where is the oil and healthcare?

        Did this guy shoot up a school?

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        That’s what happens when you think you’re the leader but you don’t have the basics down.

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    If you are in Grand Rapids, Michigan, there’s a little hot dog spot called Yesterdog. They’ve got a secret menu. Ask for a slut dog.

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      Why do I feel like this is a set up…?

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        … you’ve never doubled down before?

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        It’s an actual thing you can order. They just throw 2 dogs in 1 bun for you.

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      I prob won’t be

      What is a slut dog

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        Your wife, and don’t call me dog.

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          I’m not your dog, fam.

      • Nutteman@lemmy.world
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        Two hot dogs in the same got dang bun

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      Oh yeah, they’ve got those dogs at this place

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    We’ve had those already for something like 10 years

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      • Agent641@lemmy.world
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        Reminds me of college.

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        Yup, count me in on that. Where do I sign up?

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        I was iffy about double-hotdog, but double corndog?! Now that’s progress!

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      Was about to comment that “divstobrene” is a thing in Latvia.

      As always, ahead of the curve where it truly matters.

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      Whatever that country this is (Turkey? A Baltic state?), it’s ahead of OP by a leap.

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        Riga

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          I just noticed. I’m pleased that I narrowed it down to Turkey or a Baltic state.

          Yeah, Latvia is way ahead of the world in this respect. Or The States at least…

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        I think this might be Latvian maybe. It is not turkish.

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          Can confirm, its Latvian. They sell those on gas stations. They also had an amazing thing called wrapurger back in the day. Fantastic thing, like a burger, but wrapped in a tortilla instead of bread. Imagine a burger you can eat in your car while not making a mess. Unbelievable

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            Wait, is t a wrap just a tool to funnel all the grease down the front of your shirt in one spot?

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          It does say Riga in the pic

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            Lol, I was so focused on identifying the (to me) non-standard letters, that I didn’t even try to read it.

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      That doesn’t look like the bun has the same texture as a regular hotdog bun. It looks more like a double dog panini. Plus it doesn’t have the opening for toppings

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        I’d give it a go

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          I would too, it’s probably good but I don’t think it would be better than what the meme suggests

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    Big hotdog will shut you down. They would rather sell you two ineffecient hot dogs

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      They’re already in on it with big bun, selling packages containing unmarchung numbers of Hot Dogs and buns. It’s like the FTC should investigate.

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    Is a hot dog is a taco?

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      Yes. And cereal is a stew.

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        Do… do you let yours stew before you eat it?

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          Let them stew? Only cereal killers do that.

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            Cereal Stu, cheerio boogaloo.

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      hotdoaco?

      hotacog?

      dotaho?

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      According to the cube rule (https://cuberule.com/) the hotdog is technically a sandwich and not a taco due to the bun only really being two parts of a whole.

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        `!

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          Ah sweet, my mac and cheese is a salad. I guess I do eat healthy.

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          So if I order a Big Mac on my birthday I can have two cakes…

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        Nah man, a hotdog is a taco exactly due to your stated reason.

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          Of course, sandwiches like philly cheesesteak, subway sub, and a hoagie on a torpedo roll are all tacos now too, which is nonsense. Fun to think about though.

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            If by “nonsense” you mean “exactly correct,” sure!

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        Might want to look again, the site literally uses a hot dog as an example of a taco.

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        ? a tortilla is also folded.

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    Do it, I double-dog dare you!

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    I’m telling you, it’s all about girth. You say you need two, but if you got the RIGHT one… that’s all you need.:-P

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      ^ This guy Costco hot-dogs.

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        I cackled, I was just thinking Costco hot dogs after I read the previous comments… Fucking A+ spot on.

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      On account of the square-cube law, you will get more surface area from two smaller sausages than one large one, so the two small win out in that aspect at least.

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    Laying two hotdogs next to one another is utterly disgusting!

    Putting one on top of another is fine though.

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      That would make it a taco. A hot dog taco. Hotco.

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        Don’t you DARE mention the holy taco in the same breath as the foul hotdog.

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      Ah, the over-under tek! Nice!

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    Gee Bill! How Come Your Mom Lets You Eat Two Wieners?

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      Learned how from his mom

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    You can already do this at Gene and Jude’s

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      Was gonna say, I’ve been having double dogs for 30 years.

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        Word. Maybe it’s a Chicago thing. More Weiner Less Bun.

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    These are a staple food in star citizen

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    It’s referred to as double doggin’.

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      Yer mom loves double doggin ;)

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    Mmmm… With double the nitrates, double the grease, and double the sodium who wouldn’t want this??? Go ahead and have 2 or 3 of them! If eating doesn’t make you break out in a sweat then you’re not doing it properly!

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      Are you my wife? Fucking hell dude. Fine! I’m going to eat my fucking salad. Fucking yay…

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        She sounds like a wise and very patient person lol

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