Typeface, actually.

I thought Lucinda Console was a singer

It’s clearly Spanish for Big Aryan.

I thought Ariana Grande was from a secret Starbucks menu

Be the change you wish to see.

It probably is? I mean, there are so many damn fonts.

Ariana was a brand name used by a Chinese manufacturer of cheap luggage of the sort you’d find in neighbourhoods with working-class immigrant populations. I once had a backpack of theirs which was the maximum airline carry-on size, which is to say, muy grande.

Ariana Serif

I thought it was a caffeinated beverage

She’s one of the new snl cast members this season. Pretty funny in the home alone skit.

I thought it was a new menu item at Taco Bell.

I didn’t know Bad Bunny was a dude until the whole Superb Owl outrage happened.