I hate it when I go to meet my Tinder date, and it’s Stalin catfishing me again

Then Chris is like “I have a transcript of your AIM chat right here. You wrote 'I can’t wait to seize your means of reproduction and ride your mustache, my red daddy.” Did you really think this was appropriate to send to a 145 year old?"

Chris Handsome

Kick Mr Moustache in the head until he has another aneurysm

I’d be like, “HOLY SHIT! STALIN!? How are you even alive???”