Hi, got a staff here.

I put on my robe and wizard hat

me, standing in the restoom near the sinks for 20 minutes

“When the hell are the employees gonna come wash my hands?”

Having sex with staff (consensually) > public masturbation

I work in a clothing store, I will “assist” you in the fitting room if you bring me a bag of cookies from the nearby cookie stand.

Does that cost extra?

I’m only asking for help if he is cute.

how could I pass up an offer like that?

Hopefully the staff have good hand washing procedures.

Assistance please