Trick question. Police officers aren’t trained.
The dogs probably have better training.
I refuse to belive the dogs are willing and knowing participants in this opression of the working class. they are clearly brainwashed
Takes three years to become one in Finland
Yeah, but that doesn’t have anything to do with this thread… Your reply is the same as if someone posted a joke about obesity in the US and you commented about the obesity percentage in Finland. See how that makes absolutely no sense and is really weird? It’s even more weird that you’ve somehow not understood how weird it is.
I get what you’re saying, but they are trained. Trained to be bullies, to never report another officer no matter the horrible things they do, and that there’s no consequences for their illegal actions.
Good cops get harassed, bullied, and even assaulted until they quit, bad cops are emboldened and become worse…
They are trained wrong, as a joke
Yes. The fuck. They are
It’s the training specifically that’s a huge part of the problem.
Was this about the cop who went full schizo, did two barrel rolls and magdumped the back of his police car?
With a person hancuffed in the back seat of the vheicle he shot at.
WHOM HE DID NOT EVEN HIT
Rookie
No thank you, I don’t watch copaganda.
No. This is about the new movie by M. Night Shamalan - “Deez Nuts” it’s about killer nuts trying to takeover a small Midwestern town. Apparently his kid developed nut allergies and it was his inspiration to produce this film.
The thing about that cop and the acorn is crazy tho yo.
It took me way too long to figure out what you meant. I’m like… butt allergies, what!? :-P
Butt allergies are the worst. I changed it to nut allergies to make my statement more factually correct. Don’t want to start any rumors about M. Night Shamalan’s kid having butt allergies.
All I’m gonna say is… por que no los dos? ! :-P
Yup.
And the second cop pops in no idea why there’s shooting or from where, so she also starts emptying her mag into whatever she sees
To be fair to her, his actions were so bizarre she said she assumed he must have been hit because he was rolling around in the middle of the street while shouting “I’ve been hit.”
That would only get more American if they started shooting “USA” while shooting.
And his partner shooting at the front of the car.
Do a barrel roll
accorns are brown… I’m sure it had a gun
Roses are red, Acorns are brown
I have no idea how to finish this rhyme and its making me look like a clown.
Roses are red, acorns are brown, HANDS ON YOUR HEAD!! GET ON THE GROUND!! NOW!!
oof ouch owie
Fine. Take my arrow. My last one for the day by the way. But you earned it. Bravo.
“Trained” lmao
Came here to say this. ☺
Trained, in this context is such a strong word.
It doesn’t said “well trained” tho.
They are trained as well as they are intended to be trained.
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The ones that freak out over an acorn are cheaper and easier to brainwash.
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I think it might be hiring. I’ve got a relative who was too paranoid and antsy for the post office, but he’s fit right in as a sheriff’s deputy. I’m glad he found a place to belong.
Does the sheriff’s office drop off recruiting pamphlets in the post office?
Like “Going postal? Apply to become a police officer today!”
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I do believe that’s the joke…
I have bad news, my friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuzQrbio2Qw
Here’s an extremely depressing answer. The mentality is broken
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“I’ve been hit” lol.
I’ve been hit by, I’ve been struck by, a smooth … acorn
Never forget that a second officer opened fire due to the first dumbass shooting at an acorn.
And despite targeting a handcuffed person confined in the back seat of a car, they missed every shot.
Acorns take between 5 and 24 months to mature.
Police training is around 21 weeks (5.25 months)
Coincidence? 🤔
Is this a fucking joke to you?
Acorns are the only thing standing between us and the criminal element.
It’s not the acorns that are the problem, dude. It’s the fucking squirrels. They’ve been stashing them away… waiting for the right time.
You think the acorn that hit the cop just fell from a tree? Don’t be naive! There a was a squirrel behind the grassy knoll that launched it at the cop.
Squirrels are the criminal element. I know because I have both squirrels and oak trees in my back yard. Thankfully, the acorns have a K-9 unit that keeps the squirrels in check.
the
thinthick nut line
- man hears a noise.
- he’s hit (only in his imagination).
- rolls like movie characters.
- shoots to his own car.
- handcuffed victim ends unhurt.
Yes. Trained.
Trained to murder innocent people, apparently. He’s lucky he didn’t. Not like he’d face consequences if he did anyways.
LOL I saw the video again. Both cops shoot to nothing lol. They are not even aiming.
Fortunately for the victim, they suck at trying to shoot a still target. Why gringos allow that kind of people to be police is beyond me.
The only thing that can justify the woman police, is that she only sees her mate rolling like madman and shooting to the car. It’s fair to assume that there’s a threat, if her mate is mentally stable and trained. Which apparently is no a true premise.
sounds like they’re trained to lie that they’ve been shot as an excuse to fire indiscriminately, actually…
Yes. Trained.
The type of pathetic response by this cop is a direct result of their “everything is a threat and you need to shoot first in all circumstances”.
Literally how they are trained.
The fuck is a “trained” police officer?
police training == everything is a threat, even tree nut
European?
Because European cops never do anything wrong
Not at all! But, they generally get a decent amount of training - unlike the ~6 weeks they get, here in NZ!
It’s hilarious that even amateurs with practically no experience are more responsible with firearms than US cops.
Because they face consequences for their actions.
A corn.
Racist.
[kernel panic]
I don’t get it - b/c it’s yellow?
Racist against acorns. Calling them corn. Racist.
No way - that’s not why I am racist (unlike this that is hella racist-er-est).
But okay, just solely for you, b/c
the thought of your Eldritchian username coming after me haunts my dreamsI wanted to be nice, here is an updated version:It’s a…
Oh sure, double down on your racist epithets. Haven’t acorns suffered enough from your kind?
cornist
Someone loop me in with the acorn, seen it in a few memes now :/
Amagad. I regret asking
#JustAmericaThings
….wooooowwww….
A cop had someone handcuffed in the backseat, an acorn landed on the car, the cop panicked thought he’d been shot and emptied his gun at his car, somehow not killing the person handcuffed in back.
His partner also dumped a clip into the vehicle. The officer that got spooked by the acorn literally did not realize he had not been shot until he go to the hospital…
Tbh it was kinda fascinating to see how strong the tricks your mind can play on you can be. The guy was thoroughly convinced he’d been shot. He was all “my legs are numb” and shit. His brain told him he’d been hit by a bullet, and his body believed it without the force or the sound of a gunshot.
It’s better, not only did his partner also open fire neither of them even hit the guy, who was huddling in place, trying not to get executed by clowns.
