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Literal ham wallet.
I can’t believe you’ve done this.
Sigh…(unzips)
OW OW OW OW FUCKINGHOTFUCKFUCKOWOWOWOW
I was getting into the shower, doc, I swear!
I had no idea the water was so hot until it was too late!
I should call her…
This post melted my brainussy.
That looks so infuriatingly tasty right now.
They’ve got you drooling over the pizzussy
I’d trade my bussy for some to slide down my thrussy
I have said both of those words unironically before
Climbing down from the trees was a mistake, wasn’t it.
That is a weaksauce calzone if there ever was one. Must be one of those sad California “pizza” ones.
Can we see that [1] source?
Getting old is weird.
And achy.
Pisspussy
What’s funny about this?
Piss/pussy
Y isnt even a part of the Italian alphabet
