gmtom@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years agoThe second matchup of the tournamentlemmy.worldimagemessage-square152linkfedilinkarrow-up1602arrow-down148
arrow-up1554arrow-down1imageThe second matchup of the tournamentlemmy.worldgmtom@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years agomessage-square152linkfedilink
minus-squareASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 years ago because man probably won’t eat you. that’s why I dumped my last boyfriend
minus-squareKillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.comBannedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·2 years agohe ate you? Damn, that’s rough.
minus-squareSuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoNo, no, because he didn’t eat out.
minus-squareKillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.comBannedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·2 years agosometimes blatantly misinterpreting statements is funny
minus-squareASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoit’s only rough when I don’t shave my hairy taco.
minus-squareKillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.comBannedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·2 years agoin that case i should probably correct rough to tough, since we’re talking about cannibalism here.
minus-squareASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoit’s only tough when I’ve fallen asleep in the tanning bed and my hairy taco flaps turn into leather.
minus-squareKillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.comBannedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·2 years agothat’s definitely one of the ways that statement can be made literal.
that’s why I dumped my last boyfriend
he ate you? Damn, that’s rough.
No, no, because he didn’t eat out.
sometimes blatantly misinterpreting statements is funny
it’s only rough when I don’t shave my hairy taco.
in that case i should probably correct rough to tough, since we’re talking about cannibalism here.
it’s only tough when I’ve fallen asleep in the tanning bed and my hairy taco flaps turn into leather.
that’s definitely one of the ways that statement can be made literal.