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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Let's confuse Americans!

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Let's confuse Americans!

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works
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    2 years ago

    Do y’all think we don’t have cum pitchers in the US? I know we’re bad, but we’re not savages.

    • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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      Homestuck detected.

  • blindbunny@lemmy.ml
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    Wait where’s the bag?

    • runswithjedi@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

    • greenteadrinker@midwest.social
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      As an American, I too need to know where the bag went

      • Alteon@lemmy.world
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        As an American, I believe the bag is still attached to the rest of the cow.

        • protist@mander.xyz
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          That’s udder nonsense!

  • someguy3@lemmy.ca
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    2 years ago

    And infuriate Canadians.

    • Lober@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Yeah I hate this guy

  • nfsu2@feddit.cl
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    Chilean here and I do not know what am I looking at…

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      Some parts of Canada dispense milk in bags. It comes in a plastic bladder that you pop inside this pitcher and cut the corner off to pour. This shitpost is pretending that we pour the milk into the pitcher directly and store it uncovered.

      For yr reference: https://www.cbc.ca/radio/costofliving/we-answer-your-burning-questions-about-things-like-milk-bags-tariffs-condo-insurance-and-printer-cartridges-1.5409407/here-s-why-milk-comes-in-bags-in-parts-of-canada-1.5409420

      • Globeparasite@lemmy.world
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        canada is a savage land

  • NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social
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    Why do you have milk in your hospital piss jug?

    • body_by_make@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Improves the flavor

      • NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social
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        Of the piss, or the milk?

        • body_by_make@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Yeah

          • NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social
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            We should hang out

  • Ace T'Ken@lemmy.ca
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    I am Canadian and have lived in three provinces. I have never seen bagged fucking milk.

    • Notyourbusiness@lemmy.ca
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      Head East, I grew on bag milk

    • Mongostein@lemmy.ca
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      Albertan here. When I was a kid my grandma always had bagged milk, but it got phased out in the 90s and I haven’t seen it in forever.

  • Eliza@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Let’s show our abomination to Americans (and Western Canadians)

    Yall over in Ontario are weird lol

    Sincerely, a British Columbian

    • otp@sh.itjust.works
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      Nobody actually does what’s in the picture

  • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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    I’m not confused at all. That’s clearly a Franklehorn Maximatronic Lingovizer.

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      Exactly.

  • Kecessa@sh.itjust.works
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    I hope you don’t throw away the bag and keep your milk like that.

  • Mossy Feathers (She/Her)@pawb.social
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    This truly is a shit post. Confuses everyone because it doesn’t actually confuse anyone.

    Tbh I think I understand what the joke is supposed to be (Canadians and bagged milk), but it’s just a pitcher of milk and it would seem that no one’s actually weirded out by it because of that.

    • moody@lemmings.world
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      That’s not how you serve milk from a bag. The bag itself goes in the pitcher, and then you cut a corner and pour straight out of the bag.

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    This must be one of those bidets I keep hearing so much about.

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      Cum bidet

  • Immersive_Matthew@sh.itjust.works
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    All I can think of when I see this is the bigger bag, that had like 3 or 4 1L bags of milk in it that this one time fell out of their grocery bag in my parents car and 2 of the bag got sliced open. The smell never left the car despite major efforts to clean up. I hazard to guess this is a big reason they no longer come in bags, but I hear maybe they still too in central Canada. Not here in the west.

    • ANGRY_MAPLE@sh.itjust.works
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      I hated that scary moment when the big bag of milk bags fell open unexpectedly.

      The tension that I’d feel after dropping the bags was immense. It was like time slowed while waiting to see if one of them would burst. It was freakier when one of the falling bags bounced off the floor. Fun times.

  • Altima NEO@lemmy.zip
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    Why’d you take the bag out though?

  • _TheThunderWolf_@lemm.ee
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    For those who are wondering, Americans store glue in this kind of jug. /s

    • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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      You are over the age of 40.

    • bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      It just tastes better this way, non-americans just don’t get it

  • EmoBean@lemmy.world
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    Bruh, mark your cum jug NSFW, we’re not confused. Everyone has a cum jug.

    • Billegh@lemmy.world
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      Wait … what?

      I’ve just been using a box this whole time!

      • thorbot@lemmy.world
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        Reddit is leaking

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          Mom found the cum drawer

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