It appears to be the majority of Doctors most Americans can afford…
The bar for soda medical school is just so damn low.
It’s really too bad Kroger discontinued “The Fizzicist”.
Mr. PiBB dropped out of college
You missed Professor Peppy.
I know there’s probably more, but i feel like this one is important.
He’s not a real doctor!
I respect any soda that puts in the time and effort to earn a doctorate degree. You know who I don’t respect? Mr. Pibb, who can can take his undergrad ass and fuck right off.
It doesn’t take a medical degree to know that stepping on a cushion would be comfy.
Dr Perfect
Ok buddy, chill out.
Leave Dr Shasta alone. That shit (and its variants) slaps.
In the name of the Coke, the Pepper, and the Holy Sprite.
Meanwhile in the Netherlands:
*ravenous
It’s ravenous wolves, not ravening. WTH does that even mean?
Okay but it still says ‘ravenous’ in the original.
Dr PeePee when
As a former soda enthusiast I will always die on this hill. Dr. Pepper is Dr. Pepper. No, your Mr. Pibs and Dr. Thunders are not “basically the same thing,” just give me a damn root beer instead!
I absolutely agree. There’s no beating the OG. But I’m a big fan of Dr Shasta too.
I’m liking the sound of “Doctor Becker”
Until you fumble out dr pecker
I like Dr. Spice, no fucking around with them.
