kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago7 for mesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square368linkfedilinkarrow-up1385arrow-down113
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minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·4 days agoNat 20 DM: Your clothes evaporate instantly along with all of the dead cells on the surface of your body. You are the most naked any human has been in the history of the universe.
minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 days agoI attempt to seduce the nearest goat
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 days agoNat 11 DM: “It’s 1 AM. Your phone dings and displays a notification from your dating app. You have a new message.” Goat [via message]: “Hey babe, saw your profile. You down for some Taco Bell, Netflix and we just see what happens?”
minus-squareIsa@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-24 days ago Greedy player: What about petrifying everybody then, who’s unfortunate enough to see me unclad?
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 days agoGranted. Everybody within visual range is rock hard.
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 days ago[$10,000 worth of pyrotechnics go off]
NSFW
Nat 20
DM: Your clothes evaporate instantly along with all of the dead cells on the surface of your body. You are the most naked any human has been in the history of the universe.
I attempt to seduce the nearest goat
Nat 11
DM: “It’s 1 AM. Your phone dings and displays a notification from your dating app. You have a new message.”
Goat [via message]: “Hey babe, saw your profile. You down for some Taco Bell, Netflix and we just see what happens?”
Greedy player:
What about petrifying everybody then, who’s unfortunate enough to see me unclad?
Granted. Everybody within visual range is rock hard.
Cue my …entry… music
[$10,000 worth of pyrotechnics go off]
WAIT!!! That was not what I …
Damn!