Uri@infosec.pub to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoYou guys ready for NO Nut November?en.wikipedia.orgexternal-linkmessage-square30linkfedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down127
arrow-up1-11arrow-down1external-linkYou guys ready for NO Nut November?en.wikipedia.orgUri@infosec.pub to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square30linkfedilink
minus-squaregigastasio@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up20·5 months agoWife: “You’ve been in that shower for almost three hours! The fuck are you doing in there!?!” This guy: “Nuttin’”
minus-squareConsole_Modder@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·5 months agoVery bold of you to assume that I am married
minus-squareWashedupcynic@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 months agoLater, “Honey, why is the drain clogged?”
Wife: “You’ve been in that shower for almost three hours! The fuck are you doing in there!?!”
This guy: “Nuttin’”
Very bold of you to assume that I am married
Later, “Honey, why is the drain clogged?”