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Puppy!
You mean 小狗.
Thinkpad clitoris
That’s my band name
The industry standard term for it is the Thipple.
Cock
Well, at least you’re honest 🤷.
Wait, I think they ate it. Bobbitt style.
Potato Soup. Nickname Potato.
Nickname Potat.
I agree.
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Where is my little Pussy, come here Puss, don’t be shy 🥰.
Motor oil
mm, delicious
Hello my 酸菜肥牛面
plz send noods
Ah, I can see you’re a person of culture.
5 guys
oh boy, I sure hope this is referring to the popular fast food restaurant and not cannibalism!
Why do you got to be like that? He could have just come out of a really hardcore gay club.
Or, if he’s a she, a really hardcore not-gay club.
Your Mom’s Pussy
Hope she likes it, really… like I know she hasn’t been ate since my dad died 😔.
Time to step up.
2 whole pots of nutella
Microwaved? As a little treat?
Child.
Hackfleisch pide mit sucuk und scharf
Sloppy Cumshot. What a cute name
I’d just stick with the first one, trust me on this.
Goldfish
Took me a second to realize you meant the crackers 😂
Times is tough
Dog food
