Do you have any idea how hard it is to get piano lessons as a bear? You can’t even get a job to make money to pay for the lessons. Because you’re a bear.
We live in a society. A society that was not built to treat bears equally.
You know I was going to refute your statement… then I remembered we have circus bears, and bears in zoos, as well as “free” bears.
Completely unfair system.
Hey, bears at least have constitutional rights to arms, that’s more than any other animal can say.
no, you’ve got it backwards. humans have the rights to bear arms. we can take their arms at any moment we please.
But then how will bear play piano???
Just because you don’t like it, doesn’t mean it’s bad. That could be the Mozart of bear society working on his new piece and you want to say it’s bad because it doesn’t fit your idea of music.
He’s trying his fucking best Karin.
Well, he needs to get used to hearing constructive criticism.
He’s playing Schoenberg’s wonderful atonal pieces, you philistine!
Pff, article author just doesn’t know avant garde.
For some reason, this home looks exactly like what a home that would have a bear break into it would look like.
It’s actually the bear’s house and the picture is being taken by a girl who broke in to eat his porridge.
That’s jazz baby
You have to break into a house just to access an instrument, and all people can do is criticize your lack of skill
Such is the world we live in
Callous people would call this bear a criminal, for stealing hunny just to feed his kids.
Roll over Bearthoven
Yeah, I don’t mean to be a snob, but black bears and most dinosaurs are pretty terrible at playing the piano, I’ve noticed. I think they just don’t get many opportunities to practice enough. Plus dinosaur arms are little tiny twiggy things about 2 inches long.
