This MF is quadrupling down and dropping Alien files before dropping the full, unredacted Epstein Files. GODDAMN.

MTZ@lemmy.world · 1 个月前

Seth Taylor@lemmy.world · 1 个月前

Plot-twist: he’s in the alien files too and it’s super fucking bad

Agent641@lemmy.world · 1 个月前

He was abducted on to one of their ships, and immediately started molesting them, mistaking their small forms for human children.

Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 1 个月前

Causing an intergalactic incident. Donald Trump threatened by the Aliens response has made a freedom pact with The Borg.

db2@lemmy.world · 1 个月前

Even they wouldn’t want him.

Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 1 个月前

He’s not healthy enough to survive being plugged in, and his incontinence issues make him an impossibly bad candidate.

Imagine the entire hive mind smelling what the green coat lady smelled earlier this month.

green coat lady can't stand the smell after Trump defecates himself in the oval office

[deleted]@piefed.world · 1 个月前

dellish@lemmy.world · 1 个月前

Here we are, poised to enter intergalactic war, all because the US president raped some alien babies. The guy just can’t help himself!

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 1 个月前

The aliens took him to epstein’s island.