Surely that was on purpose.
ethan is the weeb.
Might depend on the material. I have -3.5dpt on both sides and my glasses have half the width and glare. Or are those some random units again?
It’s measuring in Imperial Corrective Units (ICU).
Let me guess… It counts how many visits to the ICU it took to get such bad eye sight?
Going for “I see you” with a plausible but bullshit unit name but yours works too. Maybe they keep getting into accidents and landing in the ICU because of poor eyesight.
Aaah… So ist not the original prescription, rather the hit count. Like snipers carve lines in their rifle.
Now it all comes together!
Bruh you leave my funny YouTube doctor alone!! 😡
Hindsight is 20/20.
I love rephrasing that as “Looking at an ass is a full mark”
You see perfectly out your butt!
Damn, it took me a while, haha 😂
They obviously don’t wear glasses.
That’s also Dr. Glaucomflecken a semi-famous optometrist.
Ophthalmologist
I’m not sure what he can find to be optimistic about in this economy.
It took me a while to get the joke. I was just like, yeah that’s probably close to her prescription.
He should have had his scribe write the joke
You might have phrased this a lot better by keeping your stupid mouth shut. Take that as general advice.
And you’re dying alone so what
My understanding is that the Dr. was referring to her glasses prescription, but the numbers he provided were misinterpreted as some sort of rating on her appearance (or perhaps basketball performance).
He didn’t intend to cause that confusion, which is why he acknowledged that his choice of wording was not ideal. I hope that clears things up.
You’re definitely a -1, maybe -1.5
Do you not understand the joke?
Sir, I am well known to understand each and any joke. Immediately and at any time of night or day. If this is intended to be an insult to my intellectual capabilities, I demand satisfaction.
But you see, my good fellow, you’ve shown nary a bit of proof for this supposed intellect. How could I, an internet user of honor and integrity, accept such a duel when I know not if my actions will be akin to bullying a simpleton?
Just FYI, they’re indicating the glasses prescription in diopters. A -1.5 means minor correction to myopia by 1.5 diopters. Someone took the -1 and -1.5 as a hotness scale, but the guy is a sort of famous optometrist and was commenting on the lens correction factor, not hotness.
Wearing -6.5 and -6 myself as well as a cat on my shoulder that keeps waving it’s tail before my eyes and considering that it’s almost 3am here, you might excuse that the joke hit in here with some delay…
“I’m too tired to get the joke but I can still make an incredibly aggressive post attacking a stranger on the internet”
Maybe someone else should be keeping their mouth shut…
-6? Don’t be so hard on yourself
I’m sure the cat helps though.

I’m so confused, what? Are you joking or did you not get the joke in tbe meme?
Well, it took me a while…
fair to say you can see clearly now?
Ohhh fair enough haha, it’s not a super obvious one

I don’t think so. A little slow, occasionally, maybe.
Ohh man we got a hot one coming in!







