Jaypg
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

My glasses

lemmings.world

message-square
114
link
fedilink
879

My glasses

lemmings.world

GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
message-square
114
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or # to comment.
  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    16
    ·
    24 hours ago

    So given Dr. Glaucomflecken is an opthalmologist, I’m at least 37.3% sure he meant her eyeglass prescription in diopters. Isn’t that right, Johnathan?

  • Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    13
    ·
    1 day ago

    Take shitposts seriously and get into fights with strangers

    • _stranger_@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      9
      ·
      1 day ago

  • null@lemmy.org
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    13
    ·
    1 day ago

    I’m putting on my needs context hat and standing next to the needs context sign.

    • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      14 hours ago

    • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      14
      ·
      1 day ago

      Comment refers to the girl’s eyeglass prescription, not a ranking of her attractiveness.

      Based on the distortion visible in her glasses, her prescription is approximately -1.00 to -1.50 diopters. Severely nearsighted prescriptions would cause the wearer to appear to have much smaller eyes; farsighted prescription would cause the eyes to appear larger.

    • Redacted@lemmy.zip
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      1 day ago

      The doctor is saying what her likely rx is, the responder i think assumes hes talking about her attractiveness out of 10, or is just being a snarky dick.

  • Emopunker@feddit.org
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    23
    arrow-down
    2
    ·
    1 day ago

    Hi, Feddit admin here. I would like to apologize for B-TR3E’s behavior and have given them a temporary instance ban for their misbehavior not only here but on other comms as well.

    Their misbehavior was brought to my attention and it was enough to take action since we expect our users to behave regardless of which instance they are on (at least when it comes to common courtesy).

    • remotedev@lemmy.ca
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      9
      ·
      1 day ago

      Aw man I always miss the drama

      • REDACTED@infosec.pub
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        1 day ago

        The comment is still here tho

        EDIT: And it’s the most downvoted comment I’ve seen on lemmy

        • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          4
          ·
          1 day ago

          And will probably remain as such until spez creates an account here.

  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    211
    ·
    2 days ago

    Hindsight is 20/20.

    • 𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      36
      ·
      2 days ago

      I love rephrasing that as “Looking at an ass is a full mark”

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        9
        ·
        2 days ago

        You see perfectly out your butt!

  • sangeteria@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    9
    ·
    1 day ago

    This interaction truly tickled me in a way that I had to comment lol, even if it’s not furthering the convo. Great post!

    • mechoman444@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      1 day ago

      It truly is!

  • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    46
    ·
    2 days ago

    Might depend on the material. I have -3.5dpt on both sides and my glasses have half the width and glare. Or are those some random units again?

    • Redjard@reddthat.com
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      42
      ·
      2 days ago

      I assumed he’d estimated it based on how distorted the face appears behind the glasses. I do that all the time.

      At this angle it’s hard for me to do that, since I usually use the edges of the face to estimate it. negative glasses pull the line inwards, positive outwards. I can reliably tell when someone is wearing fake glasses (0 strength) for example, and probably estimate strength within 30% of the actual value.

      If the image was higher res maybe I could estimate this case too. Or this professional optometrist is just a lot better at it than I am.


      Strong negative glasses: (Note the faces contours in the glasses appearing well inside the faces contours around the glassed)

      Fake glasses:

      Positive glasses:


      PS: Searching for generic terms yields 100% fake glasses, so I took a specific person I remember having strong glasses for myopia.

      • brbposting@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        1 day ago

        PS: Searching for generic terms yields 100% fake glasses, so I took a specific person I remember having strong glasses for myopia.

        Just love it thanks

      • DaGeek247@fedia.io
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        7
        ·
        2 days ago

        This is so cool. Thank you for sharing how to do that.

        At this angle it’s hard for me to do that, since I usually use the edges of the face to estimate it

        This is a screenshot of a photo, but you can still see the left side offset if you zoom in. The original photo likely has much better quality to see it with.

      • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        8
        ·
        2 days ago

        Just looked in the mirror… Checks out! :)

        Thanks for the explanation. And yeah, on the op picture you can’t see any of that clearly, so he needs to have serious practice for that statement.

        • Bluewing@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          7
          ·
          2 days ago

          I’m sure Jonathan was able to provide the exact prescription at a glance.

    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      13
      ·
      2 days ago

      It’s measuring in Imperial Corrective Units (ICU).

      • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        24
        ·
        2 days ago

        Let me guess… It counts how many visits to the ICU it took to get such bad eye sight?

        • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          13
          ·
          2 days ago

          Going for “I see you” with a plausible but bullshit unit name but yours works too. Maybe they keep getting into accidents and landing in the ICU because of poor eyesight.

          • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            6
            ·
            2 days ago

            Aaah… So ist not the original prescription, rather the hit count. Like snipers carve lines in their rifle.

            Now it all comes together!

  • its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    142
    ·
    2 days ago

    They obviously don’t wear glasses.

    • Siethron@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      130
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      2 days ago

      That’s also Dr. Glaucomflecken a semi-famous optometrist.

      • its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        79
        ·
        2 days ago

        It took me a while to get the joke. I was just like, yeah that’s probably close to her prescription.

      • Rakonat@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        1 day ago

        Knock knock, Hi. That’s internet famous to you, sir!

      • assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        53
        ·
        2 days ago

        Ophthalmologist

        • psycho_driver@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          33
          ·
          2 days ago

          I’m not sure what he can find to be optimistic about in this economy.

          • assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            19
            ·
            2 days ago

            I think you’ve confused his job. The study of birds is a very interesting field of study.

            • Tehhund@lemmy.world
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              4
              ·
              1 day ago

              No, you’re thinking of an ornithologist. An opthalmologist is someone who practices dark arts.

              • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today
                link
                fedilink
                English
                arrow-up
                3
                ·
                1 day ago

                That’s an occultist.

                An opthalmologist is an appointed official who investigates complaints by taxpayers against government departments.

                • Tehhund@lemmy.world
                  link
                  fedilink
                  English
                  arrow-up
                  1
                  ·
                  1 day ago

                  You’re thinking of an ombudsman. An ophthalmologist is a grappling submission that uses your legs and hips to hyperextend an opponent’s shoulder joint.

            • ByteJunk@lemmy.world
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              13
              ·
              2 days ago

              I think you’ve confused his job. The study of fields is very interesting for birds.

            • tryagain@sopuli.xyz
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              6
              ·
              2 days ago

              I think you’ll find he’s a cancer specialist, actually.

        • Jännät@sopuli.xyz
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          4
          ·
          1 day ago

          Gesundheit

      • T00l_shed@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        21
        ·
        2 days ago

        He should have had his scribe write the joke

      • ohulancutash@feddit.uk
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        2 days ago

        No such thing

  • meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    44
    ·
    2 days ago

    Bruh you leave my funny YouTube doctor alone!! 😡

  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    13
    ·
    2 days ago

    The color coding of the scores is so completely fucked.

    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      1 day ago

      White? Or is it the background for the time left in the quarter you meant? The scores appear to be white on blue and white on black. Not sure why they did the WNBA logo to be on orange though. The shot clock being on red makes sense to me as it is the “imminent danger”. (Probably could just do black on white for it though)

      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        1 day ago

        Yes.

  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    19
    arrow-down
    2
    ·
    2 days ago

    Surely that was on purpose.

    • Aqarius@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      19
      ·
      2 days ago

      Diopter was my first reading too, and my account isn’t even “Dr. Glaucomflecken”.

      • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        12
        ·
        1 day ago

        Guy is a social media actor shorts comedian and is pretty based. So not only would he not say something like shitty that, he wouldn’t say it publicly. On yt he has 1.27m subscribers.

        • Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          14
          ·
          1 day ago

          social media actor shorts comedian

          And also a real ophthalmologist, which seems relevant :-)

          • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            3
            ·
            1 day ago

            Him being an actual eye doctor makes his skits so, so much better.

    • DaGeek247@fedia.io
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      2 days ago

      My reading of it following the ethans point of view first. People are different. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • tortina_original@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    60
    ·
    2 days ago

    Damn, it took me a while, haha 😂

  • mechoman444@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    1 day ago

    My misogynistic brain: she’s not that bad looking.

  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    7
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    2 days ago

    ethan is the weeb.

    • A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      2 days ago

      Ethan, wake up. u_u

  • Arachnidbrilliant@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    1 day ago

    BURNNNN that 70s show reference emphasized

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

…


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

…


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

…


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

…


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

…


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

…

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 4.03K users / day
  • 9.11K users / week
  • 15.5K users / month
  • 28.4K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 38.5K subscribers
  • 23.5K Posts
  • 500K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Striker@lemmy.world
  • Aer@lemmy.world
  • WiildFiire@lemmy.world
  • Decoy321@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.14
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org