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betahack@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Greenbow Alamamy shit...

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Greenbow Alamamy shit...

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betahack@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Oh shit I used to throw children at children

    • THE MASTERMIND@lemmy.today
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      I used to throw children in the water and watch them drown .

      • Spaz@lemmy.world
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        You monster!

    • THCDenton@lemmy.world
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    • WhiteHawk@lemmy.world
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      The real question: were you throwing rocks at children or children at rocks?

      • vale@sh.itjust.works
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        yes

      • Spaz@lemmy.world
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        Psalms 137:9 My favorite bible verse VERY relavant

    • Arthurbodhi@lemmy.world
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      Or shredd children into dust then make buildings and street with them.

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    I think we can all agree that that is a children

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      I agree. This is definitely a children.

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        I’m going out into nature to pick up a children right now

        • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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          this post right here, officer

        • No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de
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          I, myself, fondly remember the times when I used to lick a children for the weird and salty taste

  • THE MASTERMIND@lemmy.today
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    Can someone spare some content for a fellow living under big children ? I’ll give you two children for it.

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      Probably referencing this court ruling.

      • THE MASTERMIND@lemmy.today
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        What tge fuck US laws sucks so much its unable to calculate how much.

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        So basically they wanna kill all research and fertility clinics.

        This is going backwards.

        Guys we should consider the US a lost cause. It doesn’t matter anymore if Trump gets voted. This country is fucked and the rest of the world will probably follow.

        Riot now before it is too late.

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          But I’ll be worse off if I riot. I’d rather just bet that Trump lives on the internet.

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            What changes for you if you riot?

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              I could get murdered by the police, and the short term for my family does matter to me.

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        Yeah, but how is the rock a child?

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          Because exaggeration is often the basis of humor

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          a children*

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    I’m OOTL. I live someplace where women’s rights aren’t returning to the middle ages. You Americans sure know how to get things jingled up. First a copper mistakes an acorn for an assault on his thin blue life, now some poor bloke has to pay child support for a stone he’s not the biological father off? (That’s what I make of this anyway)

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      Alabama is especially good at being bad at human rights

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        Still OOTL, Alabama said rock is henceforth child by law?

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          No, they said embryos are. Sorry for not being more useful.

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            And rocks come into this… how?

            • ℛ𝒶𝓋ℯ𝓃@pawb.social
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              Pretty sure it’s supposed to be dried… how shall I put this… male genetic material.

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                No I think they’re saying rocks are more innate than embryos so they’re next

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    My shower drain looking like a concentration camp

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    I’m going to cum in my toilet, a cumsock, a tissue or generally anywhere besides a vagina every day for the rest of my life. Fuck these fascists.

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      Did… Did you have different plans before the court ruling?

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        Before the court ruling, I was already doing all that just for fun. Now I’m doing it for political reasons and also for fun.

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          Thank you for your efforts, Peter Poopshit.

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    Breaking up with your girlfriend is now a capital crime in Alabammy because it kills your potential future children

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    Somebody with more time than I needs to remake this meme with a picture of a tank of compressed hydrogen.

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    they will never take my sperm… freedommmmm

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    Umm, akshully, that rock is unfertilized.

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      I can tell you it has been fertilised

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        I had a rock once that thought it was fertilized, but it wasn’t truly. That was a very gloomy prom.

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    You have no idea how hard I had to stop myself from posting a photo of conjoined twins as a response.

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    The name’s Semen, Semen Fellatio. But what has a lump of chalk got to do with anything?

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