I would leave a comment but I’ll be busy (with a girl, you wouldn’t understand)
I would upvote your comment, but I’ll be with a real girl (I don’t expect you to understand it)
I would read your comment, but I’ll be playing Factorio (I don’t expect you to understand it)
Good because I don’t.
lmao this is too good, I would laugh but I’ll be too busy (because I’ll be meeting a girl, not that you are really going to understand)
A REAL ONE!
I don’t understand :(
(you wouldn’t)
48 hours later
“Hey fellas.”
*minutes
He realized that she also has discord
He realized that she is in same discord.
He realises it is actually a dude
I know this is an unpopular take…but I’m cheering the guy on. He obviously needs to get laid. Like, really bad.
I think he needs to fall on his face first, to lose the entitlement and degrading behaviour towards his (up until this point) friends.
Then when he learns he can have another attempt.
He might be like 12 y.o. then this show off is understandable ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
for the girl’s sake I hope he doesn’t
(assuming it is not satire, but it probably is)
For all of our sakes, I, too, hope he doesn’t.
Must be so nice to know girls in real life.
By the way, I use Arch.
Is it true they exist? I thought a woman was just a thing ai hallucinated up I didn’t think they were real.
The ai had to come up with the idea from somewhere. So women just might have existed at some point.
It got the idea from femboys who got the idea from 18th century dress attire who got the idea from an alien race of beings that looked like women.
I see, you haven’t met the female archers yet.
Female archer… They have penetrating arrows too.
I know wonan who uses Arch.
What’s that? Another copypasta hot off the press? Don’t mind if I do tyvm!
Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. l’m meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn’t expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don’t DM me asking me where l am (im with the girl, ok) you’ll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again l don’t expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, l have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)
@everyoneImage compression says otherwise.
Feel like I’ve seen this before
Sounds like he doesn’t understand.
If she’s in to condescending pricks, it’ll be a perfect match!
Assuming she exists in the first place
She totally does, she just goes to another Discord. I wouldn’t expect you (an obvious virgin) to understand what it’s like to have Real Human Girls be interested in you, but she’s real (a real girl and also definitely human) and she wants him. She’s just offline right now or she’d prove it.
Yeah she’s on Discord Canada
Can confirm
Thank you for your service.
And also with you
she just goes to another Discord
Or she just got a dumb @everyone-ping on her way to a date
And then… the next day he will be back on discord for hours on end for days on end.
guys… call me crazy but… I think he will be meeting a girl
I don’t understand.
A real one mind you, none of that 2D
A pillow is 3D, so it totally counts!
NO WAY
This whole thread was awesome. Thanks, feddies! Sincerely, a real female (way too old to call myself a girl, but in threads like this, I feel like one!)
All the females I meet offline call themselves female as well, that’s how I know this one is real.
Hah! In another thread, I caught dune flack for saying “female.” Thanks.
Honestly, I don’t totally get it, but I see a lot of people on Lemmy really latching onto it. So I’m just playing to the audience.
Lol. Whatever works!
It’s never too late to not be a grown up
Thanks! I guess if I’m honest, I’m old, but my mind kind of flip-flops on whether it is old, so I usually opt for “female” when not assuming age (mine or anyone else’s. Some women get nasty when you use a term that isn’t their preferred category–and in my area, have the nerve to be offended when someone has preferred pronouns!).
Tldr I’m a kid at heart.
This guy fucks
I don’t think he does, too busy meeting up with a real girl
