Would you rather have your toilet crave your excrement, or despise you for it?
Definitely crave it. The idea of my toilet begging me not to every time I have to take a dump… or worse yet, quietly crying throughout the process… I’d just rather not tbh
You’d end up shitting your pants, and then you’d have to deal with your clothes complaining about the smell all day.
God damn it I’m going to bed
I want to hug that toilet, and I’m not even drunk
Not pooping for 3 days?? Try not pooping for 30
31
Better stock up on beans
I’ve failed 6 times today
Remember the no-shit guy from back when we came to Lemmy? I wonder how they’re doing
Wait what? Link?
Oh wow lol.
Turns out they were full of shit in a different way
Fuck I failed already
I’d nearly forgotten about this scene from Look Who’s Talking Now. Thanks
What the fresh hell is this
Look who’s talking tells some bad romance story, but with a twist that it’s through the eyes of a baby with an adult inner monologue played by Bruce Willis. He mostly tries to figure out the stupid behaviors of adults.
This demon is from the sequel and how the now-toddlee views the toilet. Potty training is a sub plot of the movie.
You went above in beyond in answering that question! Kudos!
I loved and hated it since the first time I saw it
Brace yourselves, Jerk-off January is coming.
Looks like I started early.
Whoever came up with don’t dump December is trying to get people to win the darwin award: impaction edition. Sounds like a psyops cooked up over at 4chan
no more shitposting until next year 😥
He wants our doo doo and our pee pee!
All he’s getting is my knuckle babies
