gibmiser@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years agoNo nut November is finally over but...lemmy.worldimagemessage-square27linkfedilinkarrow-up1107arrow-down17
arrow-up1100arrow-down1imageNo nut November is finally over but...lemmy.worldgibmiser@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years agomessage-square27linkfedilink
minus-squareswiftcasty@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoWould you rather have your toilet crave your excrement, or despise you for it?
minus-squareCaptainEffort@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoDefinitely crave it. The idea of my toilet begging me not to every time I have to take a dump… or worse yet, quietly crying throughout the process… I’d just rather not tbh
minus-squareStantana@lemmy.sambands.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoYou’d end up shitting your pants, and then you’d have to deal with your clothes complaining about the smell all day.
minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoI want to hug that toilet, and I’m not even drunk
Would you rather have your toilet crave your excrement, or despise you for it?
Definitely crave it. The idea of my toilet begging me not to every time I have to take a dump… or worse yet, quietly crying throughout the process… I’d just rather not tbh
You’d end up shitting your pants, and then you’d have to deal with your clothes complaining about the smell all day.
God damn it I’m going to bed
I want to hug that toilet, and I’m not even drunk