• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
    81·
    2 months ago

    I feel like we just need to make the most absurdist fucking bets at this point.

    like that actually Barron is Putins kid and that Trump has a micropenis and one ball

    • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      59·
      2 months ago

      Personally, I’m floating the theory that Trump was involved with both Hilary and Bill for a period of time. When Hilary broke it off, Don was heartbroken, causing his reflexive swing to the right to counter her perceived leftness. This theory is strengthened by his inability to let go of anything she does, he still blames her for the loss of his only true emotional connection, and it’s also why his wife always looks so distant. She knows that he still longs for those balmy 90s nights where the boys wore nothing but a power tie and a saxophone and Hilary, her signature suit.

      Sorry.

      • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
        5·
        2 months ago

        very well adapted. it still scans. six thumbs up

        McConnell has four or five, I guess,
        No one’s quite sure 'bout J D Vance,
        Rowling’s always yowling, (yeah i dunno about this line, but i couldn’t think of another rhyme)
        But poor old Hegseth has no balls at all.

    • hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world
      171·
      2 months ago

      I would easily be making so many jokes on this but I genuinely can’t do that knowing how many victims there are and how they don’t get justice or help.

    • morphballganon@mtgzone.comEnglish
      9·
      2 months ago

      Nah Barron is way too tall to be Vladi’s kid

      The rest of that, however, is entirely plausible and not absurdist at all

    • halvar@lemy.lol
      5·
      2 months ago

      Trump has only got one ball Vance has two but oh so small Rubio is rather sim’lar But poor old Bondi has no balls at all

    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
      41·
      2 months ago

      The fucked up penis to fascist pipeline is real

      Trump, Musk and Epstein are all reported to have gross and/or disfigured penises. I am not making this up.

    • Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world
      1·
      2 months ago

      Im putting money on Trump coming out as bi just so he can enter the history books as the first LGBT president… And then hide behind LGBT to protect him against any and all criticism.

    • Pope-King Joe@lemmy.worldEnglish
      49·
      2 months ago

      Some emails were recently released from the Epstein files that seem to suggest that Donald Trump may have sucked Bill Clinton’s dick.

      I honestly don’t know what to think about it, but the memes have been pretty fire imo.

      • Apytele@sh.itjust.works
        20·
        2 months ago

        Honestly they don’t even read like honest speculation. They read more like an inside joke the same way people joke about what blackmail material their shitty coworker must have on the boss to somehow never get fired.

        • Pope-King Joe@lemmy.worldEnglish
          26·
          2 months ago

          I mostly do agree with that sentiment, but I do reserve a little bit of “this could have happened” because of a few different events:

          1. A jokey one: the way he dances. Looking like he’s haphazardly jerking two guys off.
          2. A more serious reason: all the absolute batshit insane, entirely abnormal things surrounding this administration.
          3. A very odd reason: Trump starting a campaign speech talking about Arnold Palmer’s dick.
          4. A reason I don’t know how exactly to categorize: His extreme adoration for strong, dictatorial men.

          For now, I’ll reserve judgement and continue to enjoy the memes and jokes at his expense. They do be amusing.

      • pressanykeynow@lemmy.world
        32·
        2 months ago

        So nothing important, just yet another media thing to make Americans not think about how they don’t have worker rights, healthcare, education and more stuff citizens of normal(are even not so normal) countries have.

          • pressanykeynow@lemmy.world
            13·
            2 months ago

            Honestly this “news” doesn’t worth the time I have to scroll memes about it on Lemmy. I mean I understand that people here believe anything bad about Trump but c’mon. It’s also funny you think your internal stuff has much meaning for the world. It doesn’t, your country’s politics is equally bad for the world no matter which color the person corporate media made you think you elected has on their banner.